He thought he saw an easy target, a young woman walking alone at night, but he had no idea he was about to make the biggest mistake of his life. This is how a stupid thief met MMA strawweight Monique Bastos on the streets of Acailandia, Brazil. She was on her way to the gym when he attempted to relieve her of her belongings. She introduced him to the “triangle” hold and he showed her his best impression of someone crying like a little bitch. She holds him there without a care in the world while a crowd gathers to ridicule him and relieve him of his wallet.